Understanding Sudarshan

Sudarshan(sometimes called popat) is one of the two exclusive species of humans of the genome MOSUSUGARAWA(Mohit, Sudarhsan, Surya, Gaurav, Rahul, Washim) that are supposedly believed to be non-virgins. Native to Sub-Samakhusian Kathmandu, it is considered to be one of the most enigmatic species ever to be discovered of the said genome. It is believed to be the most attention seeking species to be ever perceived, as it requires extreme levels of constant emotional support to sustain. In case it does not get the support and attention it needs, it will retaliate with insane defense mechanisms that are otherwise only found in  lame comedians and early tennagers who are too good for their age. The statements of proof are discussed later in this paper. 

Characteristics

Sudarshan is best described as an abnormal homophilic(gay) unfunny entity. Time and again, it has proven how unfunny it is. According to recent studies by Dr. Tappu and Dr. Happy Singh, Sudarshan's DNA consists of  a TX012 amino acid sequence that makes him naturally unfunny. Despite being unfunny, he feels the constant urge to make inappropriate jokes seasoned with lame humor due to his attention seeking behaviour. It also stutters a lot when talking so the receptor cannot decipher much information from his verbal transactions anyways.As a result, Sudarshan is the major prey for trolls from most of the other MOSUSUGARAWA species.

In the same research, it has been found that the Sudarshan is adapting to the sub-samakhusian climate as it has slightly developed a sense of humor and is a tad bit resistant to jokes. This has been confirmed on numerous account as Sudarshan has made some non-lame jokes recently which was actually funny but due to years and years of exposure to lame jokes from the Sudarshan, other sub-samakhusian species do not still want to acknowledge it has adapted to be funny. Further testing are yet to confirm if sudarshan is actually becoming funny or if he is just going through another phase in its lifecycle.

As for the homophilic part, let it be clear that it is a 100% confirmed theory. There are several accounts reported, shown by video and image based proof, that clealy shows the Sudarshan involved in acts of same-sex humping and other sexual behavoirs that I really don't think the world should know about.

Much like the mosquito, Sudarshan is of absolutely no significance to the sub-samakhusian ecosystem. Legend has it that Sudarshans are in-fact completely useless to any ecosystem. Yet he is somehow a part of the intricate ecosystem of the MOSUSUGARAWAs. As the MOSUSUGARAWAs are an intelligent community on average(if they remove Sudarshan's IQ of course), they have created a use for Sudarshan as a target of jokes and emotional torture with disregard of his emotions. Furthermore, there is also a skeptical belief that Sudarshan has made other temporary unions with women. This promiscuous nature of Sudarshan has been detailed in other sections below.

Defense Mechanism

The most common seen defense mechanism of Sudarshan is an extremely unfunny joke. No research has been able to understand why it behaves this way but it has been confirmed nonetheless. The unfunny joke is usually followed by a utter silence by the confused audience members. The sub-samakhusian species have already adapted to this defense mechanism of the Sudarshan as they now act completely oblivious to it which further increases the need for it to get more attention. This is an endless cycle and goes on and on until either the Sudarshan stops this act with embarrassement or one of the audience members acknowledges him.

Other defense mechanism include rude and often violent display of acts. Since it is very easy to agitate the Sudarhsan, most sub-samakhusian species often intentionally annoy it for their own selfish pleasure and entertainment. Recent episodes of such violent displays occured during his birthday when the MOSUSUGARAWA declared that Mr. Lalu's birthday would be celebrated instead of Sudarshan's if he swears for a 100 times during the day. This declaration was closely monitored by Professor Sunil who in the end announced that Sudarshan only sweared 32 times throughout the day with 5-6 episode of desperately trying to incite violence to agitate its opponent and weaken him.

Sudarshan also humps other species sometimes, irregardless of the species's sex in a mometary hype. Chattu, a high class species of the MOSUSUGARAWA system is usually its prey. There are thoeries however that both of them allow these actions as they both take pleasure in same-sex stimulation of bodily parts.

Finally, as expected form Sudarshan, the most frequent response is often "I NO VIRGIN. I HAB MYANY SYAX" when agitated.The quote is usually in nepali and not in a caveman accent and thus cannot be written in this blog as it is embarassing for me to even type.  Most species have just learned to deal with it.

Unexplained Anomalies

Despite being such a pathetic creature, the Sudarshan has somehow managed to gain the reputation of being the first species classified as non-virgin among any other MOSUSUGARAWA species. Due to his very nature, scientists find it very unlikely that his intercourse ever happened. Sudarshan constantly reminds others this fact but his classsification as a non-virgin species is still a heated topic to this day as there are no other proofs to the said intercourse except for his own verbal statements. Since, the Sudarshan is notorious for making up stories to get more attention from its peers, it is highly unstatistical that it ever lost its virginity. Other MOSUSUGARAWA species have pretended to accept as a fact just to shut it up.

Nonetheless, women seem to find Sudarshan very attractive. There have been many feedbacks from women about Sudarshan's good looks and personality. Considering these feedbacks only, it has been deduced that there are only two explaination for Sudarshan's charm. Either all the women are batshit crazy or that Sudarshan behaves as a completely different species in front of women(in which case the women cannot be blamed). Debates are inclided towards the argument that Sudarshan is a hypocrite and behaves in a non-natural way around women to get their affection. This is also probably just another possible method he uses to get attention from the MOSUSUGARAWA species.If any women would be made aware about the true nature of Sudarshan, maybe they won't be a victim. 

None of this has ever been confirmed yet and is still under study. Based on the knowledge we have, we cannot deny that there is still a very small probablitly that he could have mated with a REAL LIFE WOMEN. So I ask for all to not be officially annoyed at his hypocritical behaviour yet.

 Conclusion

All the research aside, the Sudarshan is still a merry creature that deserves to live life eqally as other species do. As a researcher of the sub-samakhusian system, I urge my other peers to not kill themselves thinking that Sudarshan is actually likeable to some people. Despite all the flawed characteristics, he is somehow still a member of the sub-species and we must forcefully oblige with him being a part of it. In fact, the Sudarshan has had its moments within the MOSUSUGARAWA species which made for great stories. One of them could include the day when the technologically backwards Sudarshan finally caught up to modern society by defeating Washim in the religious game of FIFA for the first time ever. Also the time when it actually made a funny reply to a comment made by Gaurav during a written exhange of information on the facebook. This only goes to prove how little we know of this species and how much more we have to know. Our little Sudarshan is evolving and with that we must also evolve to tolerate the annoying species instead of trying to kill him already.